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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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