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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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