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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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