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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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