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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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