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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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