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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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