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My aunt Jemima ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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