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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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