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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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