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My aunt Jemima ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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