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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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