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My aunt Jemima ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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