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My aunt Jemima ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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