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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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