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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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