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My aunt Jemima ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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