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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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