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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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