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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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