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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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