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Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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