Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Jemima ate …

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turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta the last Rolo a box of dead mice yesterday's fish canned prunes soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits

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