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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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