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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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