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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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