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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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