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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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