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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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