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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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