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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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