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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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