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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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