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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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