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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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