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Bad food

My aunt Imogen ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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