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Bad food
My
aunt
Imogen
ate
a box of dead mice
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bit
head-butted
kicked
throat-punched
Vulcan death-gripped
scissor-kicked
punched
karate-chopped
slapped
nutcracker choked
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