Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
aunt
Hortense
ate
cat biscuits
and
karate-chopped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Saudi Arabian
Guatemalan
Qatari
Congolese (DRC)
Cook Islander
Chadian
Beninese
Cymro
Swedish
Fijian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.