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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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