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My aunt Hortense ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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