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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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