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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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