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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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