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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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