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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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