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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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