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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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