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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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