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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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