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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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