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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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