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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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