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My aunt Hortense ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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