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Bad food

My aunt Hortense ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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