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My aunt Hortense ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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