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Bad food

My aunt Gwendolyn ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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