Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Gwendolyn ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.