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Bad food

My aunt Gwendolyn ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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