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Bad food

My aunt Gwendolyn ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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