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Bad food

My aunt Rose ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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