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Bad food

My aunt Rose ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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