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Bad food

My aunt Rose ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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