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Bad food

My aunt Rose ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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