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Bad food

My aunt Rose ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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