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Bad food

My aunt Rose ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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