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My aunt Rose ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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