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Bad food

My aunt Fannie ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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