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Bad food

My aunt Fannie ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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