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Bad food

My aunt Fannie ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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