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Bad food

My aunt Fannie ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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