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Bad food

My aunt Fannie ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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