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Bad food

My aunt Fannie ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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